What is the Stinkymeat Project?
This is what happened in the summer of 2000 when I took
kinds of meat,
maggots, and stuck them in the yard of my unwitting neighbor.
Of course, the neighbor eventually found the meat in his yard. Fortunately, I wasn't arrested - so I was free to do it all over again the following summer.
This site answers burning scientific questions, such as:
"Where do maggots come from?"
"What's that smell?"
"How long can a plate of rotting meat sit in a neighbor's yard without him noticing and calling the police?"
I have too much time on my hands.
I always complain about not having enough time, yet I continue to do dumb crap like this.
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Read beautiful poetry.
Bear witness to the testimonials.
Cover yourself in meat.